Wednesday, April 13, 2011

If you're fake and you know it...

Don't announce it. Stupid bitch.

I've really never met anyone so proud of being fake. Admitting that the majority of your friends are "frenemies" isn't really a good thing either. And after admitting both things, you wonder why no one likes or respects you.

You're 23 and a masters student and hanging out with underage kids, trying to relive your "glory days"... and constantly talking about how you miss high school. No one in their right mind misses high school. We were all awkward and yeah, while it was a great time for some of us, no one wants to go back... Even the most popular kids are over it by now. We're adults. Grow up.

I'll never understand why I let her back into my life... she's obviously toxic, and dropping friends like flies... Sorry, "sweetie"... but if you're going to post things on facebook and twitter like "If you're going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty"... you should take your own advice. One day you'll realize you were, in fact, the one in the wrong, not the rest of us, and we'll all be too busy being adults and you'll have pushed us all so far away that you'll be friendless and unhappy.

By the way... you're right. You are really good at being fake. I hope it continues to serve your purpose... but when it stops, and your life crumbles around you... don't call me. I don't need a fair weather friend.

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