Why was I never told that running errands with a 7 week old baby is impossible? Not because of him, actually... because even though he fussed the entire time, it wasn't a big deal. No, the idiots that live in this town cannot drive. At all. No exaggeration, I was almost sideswiped SEVEN times. They should really make the idiots here get their driver's licenses.
Maybe I shouldn't say anything, I have almost $700 in unpaid speeding tickets...
Speaking of "easy"... ever notice that the only girls who say "Haters make me famous!" are the girls that are actually "famous" because they've slept with everything with a penis? Bitch, people don't hate you... they think you're nasty.
(from 2/24/2011)
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